you don’t understand mom, it’s for school
Well shit, I’ve obviously been reading the wrong history books.
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
a lesbian couple, three gays, a gender queer individual, and a furry walk into a tv
When you hate someone and your friend tells you “they ain’t that bad”